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27 February 2003 15:55

reb schlomotivitch reaches the great age of 90 and decides to retire from
travelling around the world performing circumcisions and goes home to the
little village where he was born and stops off at a leather workers shop who
is famous in the area for his skill
Reb what can i do for you",asks the shopkeeper,"well"says Reb,"In this large
sack I have kept all the foreskins that I have removed-hundreds of thousands
over the years,I thought that i would leave them with you,perhaps you could
make them into something to celebrate my long working life.
"Call back in 6 months"says the shopkeeper.

6 months later Reb returns and after exchanging greetings the shopkeeper
brings the
excited Reb a small purse.
"My life"says reb"is this all you could make from thousands of foreskins"?

"ah"says the shopkeeper,"don'nt look so worried Reb,just a small rub and
you'll have a full set of cabin trunks.