Indian Curry Rhapsody
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> >
> > Naan, just killed a man
> > Poppadom against his head
> > Had lime pickle now he's dead
> >
> > Naan, dinner's just begun
> > But now I'm gonna throw it all away
> >
> > Naan, ooh ooh ooh ooh
> > Didn't mean to make you cry
> > But if I'm not back from the loo this time tomorrow
> > Curry on, curry on
> > Cause nothing really Madras
> >
> > Too late, my dinner's gone
> > Sends shivers down my spine
> > Bottom aching all the time
> >
> > Goodbye onion bhaji
> > I've got to go
> > Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
> > Naan, ooh ooh ooh ooh
> > This dupiazza is so mild
> > I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
> >
> > [guitar solo]
> >
> > I see a little chicken tikka on the side
> > Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
> > Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
> > Meat!
> > Byriani (Byriani)
> > Byriani (Byriani)
> > Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
> >
> > I've eaten balti, somebody help me
> > He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
> > Stand you well back
> > 'Case the loo is quarantined...
> > Here it comes
> > There it goes
> > Technicolor yawn
> >
> > I chunder No!
> > It's coming up again (There he goes)
> > I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
> > Coming back again (up again)
> > Here it comes again (No no no no no no NO)
> >
> > On my knees, I'm on my knees
> > On his knees, Oh, there he goes
> > This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
> > Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
> >
> > [guitar solo]
> >
> > So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
> > So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
> > Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
> > Just had to come out
> > It just had to come right out in here
> >
> > [guitar solo]
> >
> > [slow bit]
> >
> > Korma or dupizza
> > bhaji, naan or saag
> > Nothing makes a difference
> > Nothing makes a difference
> > To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)